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Thursday, July 20, 2006


Banana Cuntcept?

Is this the Potong Banana or Alfadana replacement model??

Hahahah only in your wet dreams, Bolehmen!!

[original pix credit] www.creatix.be

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Thursday, June 15, 2006


A Streetcar named Desire

Marvellous film, but no, not talking about the 1951 classic. no desire even to discuss the over-delayed, over-hyped SRM neo. quite obvious SRM pre-launch ad campaign was inspired by the title of that film. pity it did not invoke the same desire.
now the real desire is out. F1 supremos F.Alonso and G.Fisichella already got their hands on one. Renault presents a highly desirable streetcar in the form of 2-door hothatch with F1 pedigree -- Clio RS. evolved from F1 dynamics is the air diffuser at the rear bumper similar to that of Nissan R34 G-TR's. it does away with the need for a rear wing spoiler to reduce rear-end lift. a suction effect is produced by channelling airflow to increase downforce up to 40kg. good looking front air vents dispel heat and direct airflow to wrap around the body for enhanced drive stability.Renault-Nissan alliance is coming into fruition too. driven by a 197 horses 2.0L engine coupled with 6-MT gearbox co-developed with Nissan, propels Clio RS from 0-100km/h in mere 6.9 sec and topping out at 215km/h.
French styling + Japs reliability in one pocket rocket -- i desire! i want!

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Thursday, May 25, 2006


H-ideous Nose Job

Let you be the judge if there was any striking similarity between the new family nose of Honda and that hideous muthafarker Predator... Schwarzenegger says "if it bleeds, it can be killed". so honda-san, you'd better head back to the drawing board!
2007 CRV
2007 Fit / Jazz
2007 Accord
2006 Civic
2006 Stepwagon

2006 Odyssey

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006


Ambisius Amber

Crossing over from KL to Jakarta, supermodel Amber Chia did a photo spread for the inaugural April edition of indon Playboy. Amber tried her best to look raunchy but frankly, her poses ended up looking like one big mess. too sanitized. too prententious. wankers out there will surely be dissapointed too. don't bother to risk smuggling that mag into Bolehland. see a couple of her image scans right here and you will wonder what the fuss was all about.

Amber has got the look. pity her art director fucked it up!

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Monday, May 15, 2006


High Definition GT

Brace yourself for a true high definition driving simulation - Gran Turismo HD (for PS3 only) in full blown HD resolution ie. 1920 x 1080p (p for progressive) with a refresh rate of 60 fps. this is the highest possible resolution performance made available on the upcoming HDTV. it is 3x higher in quality than the average HD quality broadcast at 1450 x 1080i (i for interlace). in fact, the visual quality of Gran Turismo HD is said to be 12x higher than GT4 on PS2! so next time you plan to upgrade to your tv make damn sure it's at least a 1080i HD panel, with HDMI connectivity to fully enjoy these next gen games!

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Saturday, May 13, 2006


2006 Best Engines

And the winners are...

Best New Engine 2006
Volkswagen 1.4-litre TSI Twincharger (Golf GT)

Best Fuel Economy
Toyota 1.5-litre Hybrid Synergy Drive (Prius)

Best Performance Engine
BMW 5-litre V10 (M5, M6)

Sub 1-litre
Honda 1-litre IMA (Insight)

1-litre to 1.4-litre
Volkswagen 1.4-litre TSI Twincharger (Golf GT)

1.4-litre to 1.8-litre
Toyota 1.5-litre Hybrid Synergy Drive (Prius)

1.8-litre to 2-litre
Volkswagen 2-litre Turbo (Golf, Audi A3, A6, SEAT Leon, Skoda Octavia)

2-litre to 2.5-litre
Subaru 2.5-litre Turbo (Impreza, Forester, Saab 9-2X)

2.5-litre to 3-litre
BMW 3-litre Twin-Turbo Diesel (535d)

3-litre to 4-litre
BMW 3.2-litre (M3, Z4 M)

Above 4-litre
BMW 5-litre V10 (M5, M6)

And the…
International Engine of the Year 2006
BMW 5-litre V10 (M5, M6)

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Friday, May 12, 2006


Tom Kurus' own M:i

Tom Cruise arrived at the M:i:III premier last week in a US$1.3 million 1001bhp Bugatti Veyron; only to be faced with an impossible mission with the door of that supercar. have a few chuckles as we witness how Mr.Cruise struggled to open the passenger door for his fiancée, Katie Holmes. video up next...

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